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Four Spanking Hairbrushes

Ruh-Ro, Shaggy! I think somebody’s in trouble!

four hairbrushes for spanking

From alt. binaries. pictures. erotica. spanking.

Email Dirty To Me

I’ve speculated before about the possibility that a particular genre of short, odd, illiterate, spanking emails is akin to the heavy breathing phone call — an attempt to connect with a human being who will engage in emailed communication that’s of sexual significance to the initiator of the exchange, if perhaps to no one else. Now there’s an additional bit of evidence from Analyze Julie that I’m right. She indulged one of these email writers, and it didn’t take long for him to get to his true agenda:

Date: Mon, 3 Oct 2005 10:45:13
From: “turin yarrow”
Subject: helpwithdiscipline

hi im turin, i manage a library. sometimes i am kinda naughty. do you spank naughty boys?
turin

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AskImagine wrote:

Well, Turin, I’m curious to hear more.

I believe, however, that someone who manages a library should be able to use apostrophes. I spank *smart* naughty boys. Impress me.

And are you local to me? I’m in the Detroit area.

Julie

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Date: Mon, 3 Oct 2005 13:42:17
From: “turin yarrow”
Subject: Re: helpwithdiscipline

Hello Julie,
No I am not in the Detroit area, I am in the Oklahoma area. Do you assign email spankings or only spank in person? are you a very strict spanker? I am naughty sometimes with regards to looking too hard at some of my cute librarians bottoms, peeking at their panties, I even mentioned to one girl I thought she should be spanked for not completing a task. What else may I tell you?
Thank you for writing
Turin

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AskImagine wrote:

Hi Turin,

I’m sorry, but no, I don’t do stuff via email. I like engaging with people face to face. Sorry!

Thanks for writing, though.

Julie

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Date: Tue, 4 Oct 2005 07:45:01
From: “turin yarrow”
Subject: Re: helpwithdiscipline

I understand but would you just once tell me how youd spank me for my naughty behaviours?
T

There’s a lot more, but that’s the gist of it. He’s a wanker, and he’s just looking for someone “real” to write his Penthouse Letters for him. And that, I think, explains the extreme sloppiness and brevity of the initial contacts from these folks — they need to cast a lot of bread upon the waters, and they can’t afford to waste much time baking it.

Figging Recipe

Here’s a very nice figging recipe from Pussy Talk. I’m posting only one small paragraph because the recipe’s not long, but you really need to read it all.

Yes, she will writhe and scream as the peeled ginger stokes a blaze up her arse. If she screams anything but your name, deliver an admonitory tap: she knows better than that. Some women when figged become so animal as to spread their pussies against the bedsheets in a desperate attempt to rub themselves to orgasm, but a warning flick of the crop will put a stop to that foolishness.

Via Fleshbot.

Spam Storm

Folks, just want to let you know I’m getting about 30 automated spam comments an hour right now. They’re all getting caught by my comment moderation procedure, so you’re not seeing them, but the process for deleting them in bulk is cumbersome and prone to error. I fear I may accidentally have deleted (or failed to approve) a few legitimate comments over the last few days. If one of your comments has gone missing, that’s likely why; please understand that the culprit is the lousy internet weather just now.

She Needs To Ask?

This blog entry from Journey To The Darkside made me smile. It starts with this picture:

pretty panties and a paddle

And continues:

My shyanne’s birthday is coming up Friday. I told her to hold this paddle next to her sweet behind. She asked why, but I didn’t answer.

She asked why? Girls are so funny sometimes.

Spanked In Denim Jeans

Usually when you see a fully clothed spanking picture (especially where the model is wearing blue jeans) it looks completely posed and faked. The first photo below could fall in that category, but the second (showing her facial reaction) adds a certain authenticity:

bent over for a blue jeans spanking

face in pain from being spanked in blue jeans

Pictures are Real Spankings pictures from the Real Spankings Pass family of spanking sites, as seen in this gallery on Spank Slaves Spanking TGP.

Spanking Contest

Spanking contest? You mean, where sweet young lovelies compete to see who can take the most swats without breaking position, with an extra fifty for the loser?

Whoops, sorry, wrong fantasy.

No, the real story here is that Bethie is giving away free spanking stuff over at the Spanking Den spanking discussion forum:

spanking contest prizes

The mini boat paddles are curiously effective and pleasing to the hand, and the Corner-Time Moose timer is cute. (Or so I am reliably informed by a person who has the cute-detecting chromosome — the same person, I must warn you, who takes umbrage when I suggest that she’s cute while she’s rubbing her cane welts.)

Contest rules are here — all you have to do to qualify for the winning drawings is submit an original spanking limerick or nanofic. (You will need to sign up at Spanking Den in order to post your contest entry, but it’s easy, free, and fast.)

La Fessée Dangereux

So the Pink Bottomed Girls were playing with Mr. Danger when he suddenly morphed into the European Languages professor from Hell:

I felt someone lift up my naughty little skirt, and smooth it out careful along my back. My white cotton panties were adjusted and I was ready for a hard spanking.

That’s when I hear a voice speak sternly to me… but not in English! Monsieur Danger began to scold me in French. I knew that bathbrush was in his hand and I had no idea what he was saying. I was terrified, half sobbing and half full of nervous laughter. He smacked that evil brush down hard onto my bottom.

“Combien?”

Oh God, I haven’t spoken any French since high school… eek! I tried meekly to say “one.”

“Non!” SMACK!!! “Un” Oui, Un, Un!

“Après un est deux.” SMACK!!! “Combien?” Deux, I cried!! “Et après deux est trois.” SMACK!!! “Combein?” Trois!!!! Owwww! We continued this way with the bathbrush until we had reached “dix.” Then my French Professor rubbed my back, “bonne fille.”

Then I was bent back over the table and grasped my pillow while he picked up the deluxe cane from Adam and Gillian’s. I held my breath awaiting the first of its awful strokes.

That is when I met Herr Danger. I took one year of German in college and I wish I had paid better attention. I had no idea what he was saying, but after each stroke it seemed like he was asking if he could continue and I just cried “Ja.”

His Birthday Spanking

We don’t cover much male-submissive spanking on Spanking Blog, for no good reason other than that it doesn’t much float my boat. But this birthday spanking from Red Sneaker Diaries was just too good to ignore:

I’m not sure what it was in the air that night – what exactly had gotten into me – but I knew it was going to happen. He’d let me know he’d be receptive to it in his own little ways, smacking my ass playfully and giggling as he turned around and bent over for a reciprocal smack. He never said he wanted it; in fact, he said he didn’t think he did. But I know the Kid well enough to read between those lines.

In the bedroom, I told him to get naked and lie down on the bed. He laughed, pushed me against a wall and kissed me hard. He tried to look commanding as he told me he didn’t think this would work, that he didn’t think he could bottom to me, that he knew he couldn’t take orders from me. It was hard - I almost melted under his gaze, almost let myself succumb to my urges to be controlled. But I stayed firm, I leveled my gaze at him and I spoke in a calm, quiet voice.

Get naked and on the bed, I’m going to spank you.

Thanks, Red!

Spanking Indignities

Oh, the indignities of being a (cute) spanking porn model. First, you get spanked in odd-but-photogenic places like a fancy tiled bathtub:

bathtub spanking

Then, despite having put your hands back there at every opportunity, it hurts so much you just have to feel around to make sure your butt is still attached:

very sore from bathtub spanking

And finally, adding insult to injury, you get forced to clean the bathtub! Oh, the humanity:

cleaning the bathtub after her spanking

It’s all in a day’s work when you’re a Spanked Cutie. (Found on this gallery at Spank Slaves Spanking TGP.)

Timid Helen

Here’s a quaint little spanking story (really, more of a spanking anecdote) from the archives of The Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender and Reproduction. It’s from a 1936 booklet called “Spanking Stories” by one “Lucy Striker”:

Timid Helen

I am a girl eighteen and have been working at house work on a farm for two years. My parents are dead and I am trying to save enough money to go to buseness college in the city.

One day I dropped a tray of dishes on the floor. The boss asked me to come outside he said he wanted to speak to me.

He took me out to the barn where he said we could have privacy. He sat down on a box, pulled out a strap, and before I knew it he had me across his knee, pulled up my apron, shoved down my panties and proceeded to spank me with the strap on my bare bottom. I kicked and yelled but he held me fast. That was not the first bunch of dishes I had broken nor was that the last spanking I’ve received. I kick and squeal but he never stops till I’m crying like a baby.

I know he has not right, not even that of a guardian, but I am too timid to say anything. So I guess I’ll have to grin and bare it till I get enough money to go to the city.

Helen.

Spanking Toys By Ikea

You know a spanking post is going to be worth your time when it starts:

After hearing rumours that IKEA was a great place to look for fun and naughty toys, it took only a moments urging before my honey and I headed out to the enormous yellow and blue box in search of fun.

This is also promising:

Shortly after we arrived home my honey decided it was time to find out if this little spatula was worth its money. He roughly pushed my over the back of our black leather couch, pulled my tight jeans down to my knees, tied my arms behind my back and lightly tapped my backside with his hand.

It gets better from there — complete with photograph! Thanks to My Not-So-Secret Self for the, er, blow-by-blow.

Fangirl Gives A Spanking

Here’s a public spanking picture (found, for some odd reason, on alt. binaries. pictures. erotica. spanking) which appears from the outfits to be taking place at some sort of media “con” or fan gathering. The young lady with the paddle looks like she’s putting her whole body into that whack:

anime con spanking

Spanking Hurts

If you frequent the spanking discussion boards (like Bethie’s Spanking Den) long enough, you’ll find some confusion (believe it or not) over the question of whether spankings hurt. Once, on another board, Bethie and I laughed (gently) together over a post by a young lady who’d finally gotten a spanking after years of fantasizing. Paraphrased and abridged from much greater length, she said “Gee…. it really hurt … a lot … I wasn’t really expecting that.”

Despite sympathy for someone whose partner obviously didn’t stay in good touch with what she wanted and needed, we couldn’t help laughing a little. What, we wondered, was she expecting exactly?

Another common thread on the boards is the question “Why do I/we/you like it?”

Here from The Warren is a post combining both of these themes:

if it didn’t hurt, i’d be doing some serious reality checking on a regular basis. waht the fuck? just becuase i like it means that the rules of science all ofa sudden quite working? sheesh. yeah it hurts. and yeah i like it.. why? honestly, i have no fucking clue. it probably has something to do with socialisationa nd sexual psychology, and a lot to do with endorphins and stuff, and i COULD go into a big long tirade, but basically? i like the way i feel when it happens…

Now, that’s a refreshing change from the usual over-analysis!

Whippy Thigh Caning

One of the things that makes Pain Toy stand out as a spanking and BDSM site is that they aren’t bound by the conventions of spanking porn. Here we see one of their lovely victims models being menaced with the whippiest of thin canes being applied to the fronts of her thighs:

caned on the fronts of her legs

I’m thinking that’s gonna smart….